fundie back (parody of justin timberlakes "sexy back")

I'm bringin fundie back
New evangelicals don't know how to act
It's just so crazy how much doctrine you lack
I guess this fundie will pick up the slack
take em' to the bridge!

(bridge)
dirty preach
you see these shackles over those I can't reach?
You liberal tyrant you won't let me teach!
when I spit scriptures, u say I misbehave
sorry your mega churches don't make me feel this way!

take em' to the chorus

go ahead read on with ya
God named jehovah

go ahead read on with ya
Deity of Christ
go ahead read on with ya
infallible inspiration
go ahead read on with ya
6 day creation
go ahead read on with ya
ten commandments
go ahead read on with ya
Israeli land grants
go ahead read on with ya
promised messiah
go ahead read on with ya
virgin birth
go ahead read on with ya
substitutionary atonement
go ahead read on with ya
cross and resurrection
go ahead read on with ya
blessed hope and glorification

get your fundie on!
[x6]

I'm bringin fundie back
New Evangelicals don't know how to act
It's just so crazy how much doctrine you lack
No I won't buy your books are you on crack?
take'em to the bridge!

(bridge)

[chorus]

I'm bringin fundie back!
Those limp apologist don't know how to act
I tear down with the sword they lack.
It's time we take the congregations back!

Separatists,they just got mad cause i played music like this.
without the bible they say their traditionalists
But their compromised so I don't heed to it.

take'em to the chorus

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