Tuesday, February 21, 2012

rap song "without KJV" to the tune of "without me" by Eminem

Dean John Burgeon Real names no gimmicks


2 orthodox monks burn trash at Sinai
trash at Sinai
trash at Sinai


2 orthodox monks burn trash at Sinai
trash at Sinai
trash at Sinai

Guess who's back? back again.
AV's back. Tell a freind
Big and back. Leather bound
Take and read. Gather round
Holy Word. Go get down

They created a monster! Cause nobody wants to hear the simple gospelo nomore. They just want to get spiritual.
So if you want dead religion, well this is what they give ya, a lil bit of idolatry mixed with some hard liquor!
platonic philosophy as the plot gets thicker!
Allegorical interpretation makes the txt loose it's picture.
The gnostics hated the text for not cooperating so the alexandrine school started operating. Hey!
Those texts were abandoned disgraces, they contradict each other in 3,000 places.
They took away some books though they don't want to say it. Then they added the apocrypha just to complicate it!
So the RCC couldn't let things be, as they eventually kept the scriptures from you and me. But saints preserved the scriptures with the Byzantines!



Inquisition! time to burn up Wycliff, burn up Wycliff!
Burn Him up like Hell next to William Tyndale!
The word of God in English, Do you smell what I smell?
Read Foxes book of Martyrs, check it out for yourselves.

So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV.
So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV.

Little peasants! started feeling rebellious. They didn't like the tyrants who thought they were elvis. they chose to mock the Old World order and read the Bible for themselves. Now the "masses" stop reading at "thou". Cause their fat and lazy and RICH!
The Dictionary!! Vocabulary is scary!
It'll start a revolution polluting the New Age!
Be a rebel!Read the Bible you don't have to ask! Just get out of a world waitn for Balaam to kick his ass(donkey breys!)

So the masters committed heresy. In the seminary walls denied the trinity and attacked biblical authority.
GREAT Awakening!!!(batman theme) Jesus strikes back. In america the gospel centers.
Then Wellhousin and the BC crew enter. Dead set on making the AV splinter.
It's interesting how the liberals began investing in Tregelles!
Who searched the world for a different Bible, just so he could commit libel.
ATTENTION! revision please!
Westcott and hort mixed the scripts to please. they set a coypwrite while the KJV is still free!
Dean burgeon would you please stop protesting!

From the ghostly guild to the psychical society that had new age, just to put it mildly. And text came from Origen who tore the manuscript to pieces. then he cut his weiner off, so he wouldn't bang his nieces!

So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV. You could rome around the world but basically it's the Word of God in English for you and me!
So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV. You could rome around the world but basically it's the Word of God in English for you and me!

A pick and a hatchet come on grab your ax quick!
archeologist comeon grab your ratchets!
There's the manuscripts, tablets, and uncials!

James White! You Golden Oldie!
Ya Alpha Omega, Bald headed pseudo-theology!
Yor too old, yourarguments are flwed and that's a fact!
Hey, who'se knockin? the jesuits want their money back!

Well the majority! Say over 99% of 6,550 manuscripts agree! Just like the rest of Erasmus textus receptus!
hampton court they tried to bomb king james it was suspenful
The jesuit assassins failed addin injury to insult!

You ever nottice how it just seems everybody just hates on KJV?
They praise it for it's majesty.
But say it can't be read by you or me.
But that's obscene, fleisch says it's easy!

So the Bible version stirs up contraversy
I had a liberal prof for reading ban the kjv
A black preacher replies "the av works for me"
So the professer sat their just stuck in a pickle.
But then declared "Blacks can't read. They just think in symbols!"

Hey religious hustlers makin loot that works!
over 200 new modern bible versions emerge.
But no matter how many fish in the sea they would be so useless without KJV!

So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV. You could rome around the world but basically it's the Word of God in English for you and me!
So LXX and RSV, Vulgate, living and NIV. NAS, Holman, ESV. They would be so useless without KJV. You could rome around the world but basically it's the Word of God in English for you and me!
da da da da duh.....

21 comments:

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

ok I figure this will serve as commentary for the parody

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

dean John Burgeon was an oxford scholar who was outspoken for his criticism of the westcott and hort revision and greek text based up the aexandrine manuscripts.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

The orthodox monks(uncertain number) were at mt. Sinai. They were found by tregelles and at the time they needed to warm their building. so they were burning paper which turned out to be tregelles discovery of codex vaticanus.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

AV is short for Authorized version.
The "king james" Bible was a nickname given more than a century later. It was self title as the authorized version of the scriptures and most for many generations simply referred to it as "the Holy Bible".

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

idolatry and liquor refers to the icons and wine drinking catholic christians.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

platonic philosophy dominated the educated world at this time and it led to allegorizing.

the material world was downplayed and the spiritual was something transcendant beyond it.

they applied this to reading and would try to find hidden meanings as oppose to what the text actually said.

basically gnostics were platonic alongside other alexandrine christians like Origen.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

several books of the Bible are missing from the alexadrine uncials(sinaiticus and vaticanus)
Their Old textament(lxx) also includes the apocrypha.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

between codex sinaiticus and codex vaticanus there are about 3,000 manuscript differences. about 7% perecent of the NT.
This is why we have 27 editions of aland nestle with westcottand hort and nearly 6 UBS editions of the Greek NT. The combinations are virtually endless.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

As the Holy Roman Catholic Empire would formulate over the centuries. Reading and interpretting the Bible for yourself was not only rejected but illegalized!

However the majority of the New Testament manuscripts were preserved in the east in what we call the byzantine manuscripts.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

LXX= septuagint (greek egyptian Old testament)
RSV= Revised Standard Version
vulgate= Latin Bible(catholic)
Living=popular 1970's paraphrase of the Bible
NIV=New International Version
Nas= New American Standard(Bible/Version)
Holman (bible)=translation named after Southern Baptist publishing group.
ESV=English Standard Version.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

jon wycliff: First to complete an entire translation of the Bible using the vulgate.
william Tyndale) First scholar to translate from Greek to English.
Foxes book of martyrs) great book describing the martyrdom of saints in the first centuries and in the dawn of the reformation.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

Many peasants were martyred for reading the scriptures.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

Balaam: a pagan prophet in the book of numbers when the pagans tried to use him to overcome the jews God used him to reveal the truth. At one point an angel was ready to asassinate him. yet his donkey refuse to bring him to the angel. So balaam assaulted him.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

masters: masters of divinity.
at this point were under the heresy of deism.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

Julius wellhousin; famous for his JEDP theory in form criticism

and BC crew= british high and lower criticism.

They had a bias againts the KJV. as well as in general.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

b.f. westcott and fenton Hort

Were responsible for the first compilation of alexandrine texts.

the ghostly guild and psychical society were occult testing organizations.
they would conduct experiments by practicing occultic rituals.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

Origen: head of the alexandrine school and most influential theologian in the eastern orthodox churches.
In Origens "hexapla" we see a manuscript in 6 columns show obvious signs that Origen helped to develop the earliest edition of the LXX which we have. (our earliest manuscript is dated 400AD)

At one point in his life Origen did castrate himself claiming that he sexually tempted by his nieces at the time who were living with him. This act result in the Catholic church not recognizing his sainthood.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

James White a calvinistic apologist and author of an anti KJV book "The King James controversy"

In order match the parody i mock him. He is not currently considerably old, but has appeared with a shaven head.

I am simply mocking with the charge of a jesuit payoff. Though the jesuit order has repeatedly infiltrated protestant seminaries. and as a fundamental baptist I have notticed his theology has several point that lean more towards a catholic understanding.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

The Byzantine text has extreme manuscript uniformity and of the Greek manuscripts(over 6,550) less than 50 have been assumed alexandrine.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

Manuscripts can be any length from a few words to a full book. Then there are stone tablets. Uncials are full primitive books.

man scholars use the term "majesty" to describe the King James version.

This is because English scholars have consistently ranked thauthorized King James version as the greatest piece of english literature in world history.

Pastor Matt Singleton said...

I really did once have a racist liberal professor. This account is true.